Newbie Does Denver

Yes, seriously. I saw heard that first 3-and-out and was seething the rest of the game. "Same ol' shit," I thought. All through their lead, which was pretty much the whole game to the final 30 seconds, I was pissed. I was pissed because I knew the way they were playing was not the way you win football games, unless the other team is so bad they can't overcome the ineptitude due to their own. Or maybe it's because of the standards set for Broncos fans. Either way, I was irritated, frustrated, and cursing to myself for 3+ hours. From the sound of things, the Broncos themselves mirror those feelings.

It's the O-line! And the quarterback! And the holding penalties! And the dropped balls! And the 3-and-outs! And the lack of run defense! And WTF playcalls! And...my brain would explode but it's not going to put in more effort than the Broncos did this week. The Broncos do not fare well against the Chiefs, especially not in the Mahomes era, but there could not have been more favorable conditions for an emerging Denver team finding it legs to prove that they're for real. Apparently, they're not.

Yowza! Kareem Jackson! Chris Harris Jr.! Derek Wolfe! AJ Johnson! That was some sexy defense on display, boys. The offense? Eerrrrrrrrrr...not so much.

Well, " look " might be an exaggeration, as I was again live-streaming the radio broadcast, but those dudes are very technically descriptive. I had no idea what they were saying half the time — I don't know where or how dudes line up, or what different combinations of players mean, or what nickle corner dime half-caff fullback machiato is playing what, but I need to learn it so I need to hear it. But I can guess.